man_of_all_work: (outdoors)
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It's far too cold to be outside.

Which is why Perry is not. Instead, he's sitting at a table, whittling at something, and whistling cheerfully.

With tea.

Of course.

Date: 2006-01-11 05:45 am (UTC)
kitchen_maid: (Amy -- You I Like Smile)
From: [personal profile] kitchen_maid
"Yes," she says, smile wrinkling up her nose again, "soon. And we can take the squirrels and Peter Aurelious. Peter Aurelious is very good at finding things. He found the Christmas tree for our party."

Date: 2006-01-11 05:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] man-of-all-work.livejournal.com
"It was a remarkable tree," Perry notes, remembering.

"All right. Peter Aurelious and the squirrels can came. Do you think they'll behave themselves?"

Date: 2006-01-11 05:53 am (UTC)
kitchen_maid: (Amy -- Giggle)
From: [personal profile] kitchen_maid
Amy looks at him, a little incredulous, and then begins to giggle.

"Well, Peter Aurelious probably will," she says. "But Mr. Pemberthy and Simon Perryvall . . . "

More giggles.

Date: 2006-01-11 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] man-of-all-work.livejournal.com
Perry grins at her.

"I suppose that was rather a useless thing to ask," he admits.

"And it would be against Peter Aurelious' sense of dignity to misbehave."

Date: 2006-01-11 06:00 am (UTC)
kitchen_maid: (Amy -- Just Amy)
From: [personal profile] kitchen_maid
"He really is ever so terribly dignified, you know," she says.

"But I'm quite sure that we'll be able to handle the squirrels. Unless they get hopelessly underfoot. In which case, well, I guess we'll trip."

Date: 2006-01-11 06:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] man-of-all-work.livejournal.com
"It's a good thing that there is plenty of snow to break our likely falls, then," Perry says, sensibly.

Date: 2006-01-11 06:08 am (UTC)
kitchen_maid: (Forest of Faraway -- Snow)
From: [personal profile] kitchen_maid
"Yes," says Amy. "And that we'll be there to help each other back up, because it can be hard to get up out of snow."

Date: 2006-01-11 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] man-of-all-work.livejournal.com
"Too true," Perry replies.

"Especially when there are terrorizing squirrels bent on getting you covered with snow."

Date: 2006-01-11 06:16 am (UTC)
kitchen_maid: (*Mr. Pemberthy)
From: [personal profile] kitchen_maid
"They really are quite incorrigible," says Amy, with a sigh.

Not that she's ever made much of an effort to, er, corrige, them.

"They tend to knock over teacups, too, I'm afraid."

Date: 2006-01-11 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] man-of-all-work.livejournal.com
Horrors!

"Now that," Perry says, after making sure no squirrels are around his teacup, "is a definite problem. We can't have that, can we?"

Date: 2006-01-11 06:34 am (UTC)
kitchen_maid: (Cup of Tea)
From: [personal profile] kitchen_maid
"They don't mean to," she says. "At least, I don't think they do. It just seems to happen."

She brightens.

"When I had tea with Ingress, Tom had put a charm on the teacups to keep them from spilling. Even Mr. Pemberthy didn't manage it."

And if ever tea were going to get spilled, it was at that one.

"I suppose if it become too much of a problem, I can ask him about it."

Date: 2006-01-11 06:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] man-of-all-work.livejournal.com
"he sounds a terribly useful fellow," Perry says, laughing.

"Well, there's one of the problems solved, there."

Date: 2006-01-11 06:42 am (UTC)
kitchen_maid: (Amy -- Talking and Cheerful)
From: [personal profile] kitchen_maid
"Very useful," says Amy, quite serious for a moment, "and a good man."

She's not talking about teacups.

And then laughs, because Perry is laughing.

"Indeed. And are there other problems you think we should solve, Your Majesty? I'm sure between the two of us we could come up with some terribly creative solultions."

Reasonable, practical, or remotely feasible? Maybe, maybe not. But creative? Oh, yes.

Date: 2006-01-11 07:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] man-of-all-work.livejournal.com
"So my council tells me daily," Perry says, blithely.

"At least, I assume they're right about the problems, although for the life of me I don't see why it should possibly matter that there would be a forecast for rain on the day there's supposed to be a tennis tournament, do you?"

Date: 2006-01-11 07:46 am (UTC)
kitchen_maid: (Amy -- Just Amy)
From: [personal profile] kitchen_maid
"Well, I can certainly see why it would matter," says Amy, "since most people don't enjoy playing tennis in the rain, or so I assume. I don't know that I've ever actually asked anyone. I just can't quite see what they expect you to do about it, really."

Date: 2006-01-11 07:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] man-of-all-work.livejournal.com
"I have no idea," Perry says.

"I offered to have the tournament moved, but they didn't seem to think that would work."

He shakes his head.

Date: 2006-01-11 07:49 am (UTC)
kitchen_maid: (Amy -- Trying Not to Smile)
From: [personal profile] kitchen_maid
Amy is trying (though really not succeeding) not to smile.

"And did it actually rain? When you had the tournament?"

Date: 2006-01-11 07:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] man-of-all-work.livejournal.com
"Buckets," he says, cheerfully.

"And the Councillors only looked at me rather mournfully, as if to say it was all my fault."

Date: 2006-01-11 08:00 am (UTC)
kitchen_maid: (Amy -- Playful)
From: [personal profile] kitchen_maid
"Oh, of course," says Amy, laughing.

"Still, it could be worse. After all, they've never tried to lock you in a tower so that a princess can rescue you from a dragon. I mean, before you knew it, someone like Persephone or my sister Crystal could have bored the poor creature to death, and then where would you be?"

Date: 2006-01-12 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] man-of-all-work.livejournal.com
"I don't think they'd have sent a princess to rescue me, anyway," Perry says, after a moment of consideration.

'I mean, it's always the knights doing the rescuing, isn't it? That jsut wouldn't make sense, otherwise."

Date: 2006-01-12 04:25 am (UTC)
kitchen_maid: (Teasing)
From: [personal profile] kitchen_maid
"Generally," agrees Amy. "But if they get desperate enough, you never know. Or they might try to find a way to make you inadvertantly rescue someone."

Date: 2006-01-12 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] man-of-all-work.livejournal.com
Perry looks unconvinced.

"They aren't that good at getting me to do things," he says. "I think if they sent me off somewhere in armor on a warhorse and I ended up at a tower guarded by a dragon, I might have an inkling of what is going on."

Date: 2006-01-12 04:39 am (UTC)
kitchen_maid: (Amy -- Playful)
From: [personal profile] kitchen_maid
Amy laughs.

"Well, yes, if they tried something like that. But suppose they managed to get you to . . . well, no, I think kissing frog is just for princesses, really. But if any mysterious women show up at your next ball, I think you should check their feet very carefully for glass slippers before you agree to dance with any of them. I've a great-grandfather who wound up married like that."

Date: 2006-01-12 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] man-of-all-work.livejournal.com
"Really?"

He looks at her with a small, lopsided sort of smile.

"How in the world that that come about?"

Date: 2006-01-12 04:59 am (UTC)
kitchen_maid: (Amy -- Playful)
From: [personal profile] kitchen_maid
"Fairy godmother," she says, simply. "Downtrodden but kindhearted and very beautiful serving girl. So her fairy godmother, who I am quite certain was not Godmama Crustacea, who has rather more sense, dressed her up and sent her off to a ball in some sort of squash or something, supposedly. And when she left she forgot one of her shoes, probably on purpose, I suspect.

"Anyway, my great-grandfather was apparently too gallant for his own good and decided to return it to her. And, well, one thing led to another, and it seems that returning glass footware is another of those things you can't do and then not marry the girl. So check your dance partners' feet very carefully."

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